— I miss the sign on the waterworks water tank: “Griffin, Adequate Water.”
— How in the world do you forget how you got a World War II jet airplane, when you now have to get a consultant to buy toilet paper? Really, come on.
— I want to start a tour bus service to take the tourist (not tourists, plural) around town to see all the sights.
— Yes, Leviticus 20:13 does call homosexuality a capital offense, but that is three verses after calling adultery a capital offense. If you voted for John McCain, Newt Gingrich or others like them and are quoting this, you just might be a hypocrite.
— So you guys that wear your pants down below your drawers think it makes you look cool? If you could see what the rest of us see, you might pull them up. Because what we see is a big baby.
— I don’t understand the idea of gay marriage. If a man marries another man, who will do the dusting and vacuuming?
— Opinions are a dime a dozen but true wisdom is worth more than gold.
— The gay agenda has to stop, particularly in the schools. My grandson came home from school and said they were talking about homo sapiens in science class. We need to put a stop to this right now.
— Of course Ruby Tuesday didn’t succeed in Griffin because this town’s idea of fine dining is upgrading to chili cheese fries at a fast-food joint.
— When did we vote to build a new airport? I know in the past the people had the right to vote if we wanted a new airport or not. I also know that in the past it was always voted down. So, who gave this group of county commissioners the authority to build a new airport on our tax dollars? I’d like to hear an answer to that question.
— What message are we sending to our senior citizens when we build the new senior center right next to a cemetery?
— I was recently asked by a friend why there were so many people in Griffin sitting around in public places doing nothing. I told him those people are working in the local golf cart business.
— We must have the best local officials in the state. Every time I read the paper, one of them is getting an award.
— I don’t know how anybody could watch an entire NASCAR race, with the cars going around the track over and over. What’s the point? The only sport that is worse is horse racing.
— If everybody would live their life like Tim Tebow, the world would be a better place. He carries out his faith, even though there are a lot of haters who want him to fail. He will lead his new team to the Super Bowl next season.
Sweet, funny, delightful. Thank you, My Two Cents, for the smile this gave me. :)
"Poe's law, named after its author Nathan Poe, is an Internet adage reflecting the idea that without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between sincere extremism and an exaggerated parody of extremism."
Has anyone else heard of this, too?
You voted to build a new airport when you re-elected the same people year after year.
Amen on Ruby Tuesdays! The majority demographics of Spalding county and the city of Griffin do not support businesses like Ruby Tuesdays. They could by attracting that middle class of people that could move here if the city and county would ever get their act together; and most importantly, if the school system was one to be admired and respected. Don't blame the economy.