SBlt I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

• When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

• I really like my electrician because he knows what’s watt.

• Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

• I keep hearing about “The Iron Lady” movie. Is that a sequel to “Iron Man”?

• I like reading the comments in My Two Cents from our local morons. Most of these people couldn’t find Georgia on a map of the United States.

• The average family in Griffin and Spalding County is paying at least $25 a month for SPLOST. We have more than one SPLOST, so do the math.

• Don’t you just love the “holier than thou” group that complains about articles in this column? If they weren’t such “idiots” they would not read this column and shut the “hell” up.