— Baseball: Watching the Braves ballgame, at the first half of an inning, they post “middle.” There is no middle in any baseball game. First half and second half. Each side is guaranteed 27 outs, if needed, in nine innings. I played baseball in high school, sand lots and pro.

— Now, we are going to spend $13,000 for “way-finding” signs. I hope that the local politicians look at the signs, because they appear to be lost.

— It’s apparent that Democrats will not accept anything that a Republican does in elected office. Now, the liberal far-left Democrats hate the Wisconsin governor so much, and by the way, he’s created jobs and lowered the debt of that state, that they are using the recall process to try to get him and some other elected Republicans out of office.

— Once they build the Keystone Pipeline and they hire police officers to protect the pipeline, will the officers be called “Keystone Cops”?

— I can never understand why passengers are in such a hurry to deplane (that means “get off the plane,” for all you goobers out there) when the plane arrives at the airport. These people will end up waiting in line at baggage claim anyway, so what’s the big hurry?