• I was at the tag office today and had to walk through a hoard of cigarette-smoking fiends. I’m sure some of them were stressing about their day, but why do I have to almost have an asthma attack on goverment grounds? Smokers have no courtesy for others. Go ahead and kill yourselves in a way that doesn’t harm others please!

• I wish the city and county commissions would deem themselves “nonessential.”

• I get so tired of these people being negative in the My Two Cents. I wish the police department or sheriff’s office would do something about it.

• The Boy Scouts of America needs to be an inclusive organization. Not only should gays be allowed to join, but girls should be offered an opportunity for membership.

• The government needs to take all the guns. Having more guns only makes things worse and too many people are getting hurt or killed. We need to take action now.

• Beyonce is a good singer and dancer, but she needs to dress more modestly. The nation did not need to see her semi-nudity during the Super Bowl halftime show.

• My neighbor’s dog keeps barking and I am getting tired of it. Also, that dog is so ugly I have trouble telling his dog and his wife apart.

• Our local governments are so inept, they have to have a study before they can change the paper towels and toilet paper in their bathrooms.

• As a resident of Sun City with no children in school, it might seem natural that I would resent paying school tax, but I do not resent it, because school taxes are better than raising stupid people.